How does a shark greet a fish? Pleased to eat you.

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How did the shark plead in it’s murder trial? Not gill-ty.

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What happened when the shark got famous? He became a starfish.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.

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What’s a shark’s favorite movie? The Shaw-shark Redemption.

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What is King Arthur?s favorite fish? A swordfish.

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What was the college student sharks favorite internet site? Finsbook

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What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip? Seanuts

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What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at? Finball

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What did the street shark say when something radical happened? JAWESOME

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