Which drug has puzzling side effects? Ritalin

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The war hero went to an animal hospital; he insisted on seeing a veteranarian.

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Did you hear that Coca-cola has finally hired a staff fizzician?

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Did you hear about the red-nosed doctor who prescribed beer for every alement?

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Why did the Spanish Inquisition punish unbelievers by forcing them to drink coffee? Because caffeine is a die-heretic!

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Anal fissures? Let’s hope the ER has a crack team!

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Which doctors don’t drive Beemers? The Audi-ologists!

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Hospitals approve of which musical sandwiches? Organ donairs.

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Which comedian will donate his bones to science? Red Skelton.

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Is Valium still effective at high altitudes?

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