What is a bird’s favorite type of math? Owl-gebra

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What is a French mathematician’s favorite pick up line? “Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?”

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Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees

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Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

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What is the first derivative of a cow? Prime Rib!

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What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)? A natural log cabin!

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What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? A tangent

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What do you call a snake after it drinks five cups of coffee? A hyper boa.

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What did al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm

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What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle.

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