What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

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What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

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Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

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What does a sheep say after you stole its wool? Sheariously!

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Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.

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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

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