What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

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What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

478

Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

286

What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

404

What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

432

What does a sheep say after you stole its wool? Sheariously!

161

Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.

267

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

505

Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

336

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

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