What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

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What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

389

Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

236

What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

315

What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

349

What does a sheep say after you stole its wool? Sheariously!

136

Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.

220

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

415

Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

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