What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!

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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

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What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? a Greyhound Buzz.

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Why wouldn’t the dog sit on his chair? Because he left his sheet[shit] on there.

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What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.

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Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart? He was CON-fused!

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What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle.

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What did the skeleton say to the puppy? bonappetite

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.

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Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse? It was a dog

and pony show.

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