What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
You’re the tricera-tops
I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.
I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.
You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.
You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.
I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!