What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.
Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?
Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a dinosaur that’s a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!