What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?  Long distance!

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I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

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Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.

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Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

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This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

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Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

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Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.

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What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?  Out of the way!

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What do you call a dinosaur that’s a loud sleeper?  A Snore-a-sorus

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Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?  That depends on how fast you carry it!

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