Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting Feta and Feta.

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I don’t know what to do with this pungent Dutch cheese but if I had to go out on a limb burger. Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood.

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What would be a Cornish pirate’s favourite cheese? Yarrrrrrg.

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Why did the French washed rind jump off a bridge? He couldn’t take it any Langres.

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Want to get hypnotised by some cheese, then it’s got to be pasteurised.

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I used to work as a cheesemonger, but I camembert it any longer.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.

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What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.

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How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese!

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