Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting Feta and Feta.
I don’t know what to do with this pungent Dutch cheese but if I had to go out on a limb burger. Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood.
What would be a Cornish pirate’s favourite cheese? Yarrrrrrg.
Why did the French washed rind jump off a bridge? He couldn’t take it any Langres.
Want to get hypnotised by some cheese, then it’s got to be pasteurised.
I used to work as a cheesemonger, but I camembert it any longer.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese!