I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 228
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby. 206
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. 216
What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. 225