When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

938

I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.

736

What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

699

What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

901

Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

525

What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

765

What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

788

Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

651

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

559

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!

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