When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

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I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.

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What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

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What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

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Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!

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