When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

1054

I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.

833

What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

813

What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

1046

Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

632

What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

898

What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

907

Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

768

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

632

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!

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