What does pooh eat at parties? blue bear-y pie.
What do polar bears have for lunch? Ice burger!
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice!
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose? I don’t know but I sure wouldn’t try to sniff it.
What animal hibernates while standing on its head? Yoga Bear.
Why are polar bears so cheap to have as a pet? They live on ice.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common? They both have ‘The’ as a middle name.
Why do polar bears have fur coats? Because they would look silly in ski jackets.
Where do you find polar bears? It depends on where you lost them.
What did the polar bear say when she saw campers in sleeping bags? Mmmm, Hot Pockets…