What do u call a fake noodle?

An Inpasta

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Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He took a sip of his tea before it was cool.

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What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?
“I can’t believe I blew 50 bucks in there!”

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Did you hear the joke about the tortilla? It was corny.
I used to date someone with a lazy eye. It didn’t work out. He was seeing someone on the side.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are really expensive but deer nuts are always under a buck.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

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Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.

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How about a construction joke? Actually, I’m still working on it.

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Want to hear a joke about my pen!$?
Never mind it’s too long.

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