The best part of being a guitarist, knowing your way around a g-string.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.

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Why did the banana go to see the doctor? The banana was not peeling very well.

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Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

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What do u call a fake noodle?

An Inpasta

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How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He took a sip of his tea before it was cool.

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What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?
“I can’t believe I blew 50 bucks in there!”

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Did you hear the joke about the tortilla? It was corny.
I used to date someone with a lazy eye. It didn’t work out. He was seeing someone on the side.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are really expensive but deer nuts are always under a buck.

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