What do u call a fake noodle?

An Inpasta

Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He took a sip of his tea before it was cool.

What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?
“I can’t believe I blew 50 bucks in there!”

Did you hear the joke about the tortilla? It was corny.
I used to date someone with a lazy eye. It didn’t work out. He was seeing someone on the side.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are really expensive but deer nuts are always under a buck.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.

How about a construction joke? Actually, I’m still working on it.

Want to hear a joke about my pen!$?
Never mind it’s too long.

Wanna hear a joke about my v@gina?
Nevermind, you’ll never get it.