I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

610

I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.

322

I am so poor I can’t even pay attention.

430

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

579

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.

293

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift!

408

We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history.

172

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his food before it was cool.

234

Police Officer: “How high are you?” Stoner: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”

215

I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..”

218