I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
I am so poor I can’t even pay attention.
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift!
We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Police Officer: “How high are you?” Stoner: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”
I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..”