When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

1079

I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.

853

What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

837

What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

1075

Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

649

What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

923

What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

932

Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

800

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

645

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!

354