When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.
I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.
Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!
What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.
Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!