Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean? At a whale-weigh station!
What is a whale’s favourite story? The Humpback of Notre Dame
What is an orca’s favourite TV show? Whale of fortune!
What do you call a 100 year old whale? A hunchback whale.
What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum!
What kind of whale flies? A pilot whale!
Why are they called sperm whales? Because seamen discovered them.
Why was the whale so sad? Because she was a Blue whale.
Have you ever seen a fish cry? No, but I have seen a whale blubber.
What do you call a pod of musical whales? An Orcastra.