Where does a killer whale go for braces? The orca-dontist

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Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean? At a whale-weigh station!

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What is a whale’s favourite story? The Humpback of Notre Dame

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What is an orca’s favourite TV show?  Whale of fortune!

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What do you call a 100 year old whale?  A hunchback whale.

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What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum!

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What kind of whale flies?  A pilot whale!

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Why are they called sperm whales? Because seamen discovered them.

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Why was the whale so sad?  Because she was a Blue whale.

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Have you ever seen a fish cry?  No, but I have seen a whale blubber.

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