It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

751

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

616

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

496

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

267

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

247

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

246

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

253

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

598

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

236

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

286