It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

958

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

798

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

539

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

312

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

287

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

291

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

299

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

789

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

297

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

346