It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

538

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

413

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

424

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

203

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

192

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

188

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

186

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

428

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

172

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

208