It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

637

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

510

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

455

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

229

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

214

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

211

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

218

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

506

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

195

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

239