It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

677

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

548

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

469

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

244

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

226

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

222

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

231

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

539

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

211

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

251