It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

369

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

260

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

327

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

148

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

141

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

143

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

137

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

270

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

127

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

155