What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure!
Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? No, it’s just more fun in water.
Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? Bob
Why is it bad to joke about boiling water? Because it gets all steamy.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? H to O
What vegetable is forbidden on all ship? Leeks!
What did the trout say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam!