How do locomotives hear? Through the engineers!

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Why did the train have bubble gum? Because he wanted to go Choo Choo

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A LOCOmotive.

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What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

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Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!

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Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween? They only run a skeleton service.

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