How do locomotives hear? Through the engineers!
Why did the train have bubble gum? Because he wanted to go Choo Choo
What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A LOCOmotive.
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween? They only run a skeleton service.