Why do blondes need “TGIF” written on their shoes?  To remind them that Toes Go In First.

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Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!

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Q: What do the toes say when they meet? A: There is a fungus among us.

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Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit off your daddy’s toe ’cause she saw a corn on it.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.

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Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot

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Why couldn’t the two feet get along?  Because they both thought they were right.

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What do you call a dinosaur that has a sore foot? An Ankle-oh-sore-is (Ankylosaurus)

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What is the last thing you take off before you go to bed? Your feet off the floor.

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