Why do blondes need “TGIF” written on their shoes? To remind them that Toes Go In First.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!
Q: What do the toes say when they meet? A: There is a fungus among us.
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit off your daddy’s toe ’cause she saw a corn on it.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot
Why couldn’t the two feet get along? Because they both thought they were right.
What do you call a dinosaur that has a sore foot? An Ankle-oh-sore-is (Ankylosaurus)
What is the last thing you take off before you go to bed? Your feet off the floor.