When the foot doctor was stranded on the side of the highway, he has to call a toe truck driver to help. 261
The general lost the war because he was too busy counting the feet of all the soldiers. His really was a toe-tally tarrying regime. 307
Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he wants to cover you from head to toe in honey and lick it off inch by inch, that’s a man who’s never done it before. 287
I don’t think we should call it ‘camel toe. I think we should call it ‘the-only-reason-I-go-to-yoga-toe.’ 237