What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation.
What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink? Hot chalk-olate.
Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
If you see an improperly lower-cased letter, you must capitalize on it.
Why was school easier for cave people? Because there was no history to study.
A general rule of grammar is that double negatives are a no-no.
Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
The boy’s guitar teacher helped him pick up his skills.
Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.