If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?

453

Why did the teacher scold the tree? Because it has too many leaves.

320

Why are eye doctors the best teachers? They have good pupils!  (Opthamologist jokes are so cornea.)

191

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation.

115

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink? Hot chalk-olate.

111

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

121

If you see an improperly lower-cased letter, you must capitalize on it.

120

Why was school easier for cave people? Because there was no history to study.

119

A general rule of grammar is that double negatives are a no-no.

120

Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.

139