If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?

598

Why did the teacher scold the tree? Because it has too many leaves.

415

Why are eye doctors the best teachers? They have good pupils!  (Opthamologist jokes are so cornea.)

270

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation.

155

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink? Hot chalk-olate.

148

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

161

If you see an improperly lower-cased letter, you must capitalize on it.

155

Why was school easier for cave people? Because there was no history to study.

149

A general rule of grammar is that double negatives are a no-no.

157

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

202