If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?

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Why did the teacher scold the tree? Because it has too many leaves.

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Why are eye doctors the best teachers? They have good pupils!  (Opthamologist jokes are so cornea.)

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What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation.

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What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink? Hot chalk-olate.

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

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If you see an improperly lower-cased letter, you must capitalize on it.

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Why was school easier for cave people? Because there was no history to study.

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A general rule of grammar is that double negatives are a no-no.

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Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.

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