What type of tea should you drink before a long desert journey? – Camel-mile tea.
What does a teabag do when it’s tired? – It seeps.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? – Liberty
Why did the teapot get in trouble? – Because it was naught-tea.
Why did the hipster burn her tongue? – She drank her tea before it was cool.
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? – Denis.
What does a teapot say to it’s lover? – O, dajarling!
When should you avoid drinking a hot beverage? – When it’s not your cup of tea.
What type of tea to talkative people drink? – Chai tea
How long does it take to ship tea from Chinese? – Oolong time!