I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm’s never glum. It’s hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out of your bum! 172
You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to shine. Of course, the sun shines by burning hydrogen into helium in its core. 184
Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me? ‘Cause if the sun came out, it’s really gonna irritate my sores. 184
I knew I had bought the wrong sun block when the bottle had a picture of a black guy putting two white guys out with a fire extinguisher. 178