What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.

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What did the ocean say to the sailboat? Nothing it just waved.

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When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.

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What race is never run? A swimming race.

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What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

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Why are gulls named seagulls? If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I’m bacon!

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

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