What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.
What did the ocean say to the sailboat? Nothing it just waved.
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.
What race is never run? A swimming race.
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
Why are gulls named seagulls? If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.
What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I’m bacon!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.