The doctor replied, ‘I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!’

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ‘Dam!’

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were a bit cold, so they lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

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After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. ‘But why,’ they asked, as they moved off.

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‘Because,’ he said, ‘I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.’

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No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

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