There are more after the jump – but seriously, they don’t get any better.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ‘Does this taste funny to you?’
‘Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’ ‘That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.’
‘Is it common ?’
‘Well, It’s Not Unusual.’
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, ‘I was artificially inseminated this morning.’
‘I don’t believe you,’ says Dolly. ‘It’s true; no bull!’ exclaims Daisy.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, ‘Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!’