If you’ve been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, jut duet!
Jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny.
I make apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
The bomb did not want to go off, so it refused.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
I can’t count how many times I failed maths at school.
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving is not for you.
A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.’
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: ‘A beer please, and one for the road.’