Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: “Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” 128
An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be. 184
There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs. 120
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. 136