Spinal Tap Poop: That’s the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways. 184
The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. 175
I’m in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don’t poop. 155
“Get your poop in a group” is a childish way of saying “get your shit together” but I prefer my take of “gather the pieces of your feces” 174
Her: that’s disgusting.. Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes.. Her: you shouldn’t be pooping in the car at all 212