What did the pizza say when it went out on a date? “I never sausage a beautiful face.”

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What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza? “Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”

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Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness? He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.

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What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby

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Why was the pizzeria desperate for business? Because they kneaded the dough!

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What’s your dog’s favorite kind of pizza? PUPeroni

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How do you know if you’re in love? If they steal a pizza your heart!

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What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? Fold me close!

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What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting? There’s mushroom for improvement!

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What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? Slice to meet you!

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