What did the pizza say when it went out on a date? “I never sausage a beautiful face.”
What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza? “Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness? He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business? Because they kneaded the dough!
What’s your dog’s favorite kind of pizza? PUPeroni
How do you know if you’re in love? If they steal a pizza your heart!
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? Fold me close!
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting? There’s mushroom for improvement!
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? Slice to meet you!