How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza

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What’s the difference between an Mel Gibson movie and a pizza? Pizzas are good.

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What’s the difference between a redneck and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four!

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What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? Cheeses Crust.

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What is the difference between a gay pizza delivery driver and a freezer? A freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!

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What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped! Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

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There are two types of people in this world: People who love pizza and liars.

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What do you call a sleeping pizza? a piZZZZZZa.

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Why did the man go into the pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.

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Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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