Why can’t men get mad cow disease? Because men are pigs
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
Where can a pig see the statue of Liberty? New pork city.
What do Bad Piggies like to do? Squeal the spotlight.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise? A slow-pork.
What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around? A boar.
What do you call a black pig standing in the hot sun all day? Smoked Sausage
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
How do you stop a warthog from charging? Take away his credit card!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.