Why can’t men get mad cow disease? Because men are pigs

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What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.

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Where can a pig see the statue of Liberty? New pork city.

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What do Bad Piggies like to do? Squeal the spotlight.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise? A slow-pork.

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What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around? A boar.

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What do you call a black pig standing in the hot sun all day? Smoked Sausage

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.

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How do you stop a warthog from charging? Take away his credit card!

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

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