What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? Pulled-Pork

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What is a pig’s favorite color? Mahogany!

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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

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Why was the pig ejected from the football game? For playing dirty.

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Yesterday a pig invited me to see his new home. Actually it was quite stylish.

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Why did the pig cross the road? He got BOARed.

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Who is the smartest pig in the world? Ein- swine

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How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? In an hambulance!

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What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A road hog.

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What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

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