What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? Pulled-Pork
What is a pig’s favorite color? Mahogany!
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Why was the pig ejected from the football game? For playing dirty.
Yesterday a pig invited me to see his new home. Actually it was quite stylish.
Why did the pig cross the road? He got BOARed.
Who is the smartest pig in the world? Ein- swine
How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? In an hambulance!
What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A road hog.
What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.