Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry? Never lick the spoon!

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Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.” Helium doesn’t react.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, “AU, get outta here!”

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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? He got Avogadro’s number!

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