There’s one smart element in the f-block and he is… Einsteinium
108
What would you call a person with technical affinity? Technetium
101
Some girls were devastated after today’s Chemistry class, know why? They learned that Iron Man is actually a Fe(Iron) – Male(Man). God no! Chemistry is really twisted.
93
There’s a man from the big blue planet and he seems famished… Neptunium
96
What will happen if Iron Man and Silver Surfer decided to come together? They will be allies as well as alloys.
102
Where do you put your dirty dishes, folks? In the zinc, we suppose.
106
What do you do with a dead scientist? You barium. That’s if you can’t helium or curium.
110
A wrestler holding down an opponent may have a NEON him
99
Two chemists walk into a bar, the first says I will have some H2O and the second one says I will have some H2O too and the second one dies! Hahaha (get it… H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and you can’t drink it or you will die)
104
what happened to the chemist in the cave -Berkelium (bear kill him)