There’s one smart element in the f-block and he is… Einsteinium

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What would you call a person with technical affinity? Technetium

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Some girls were devastated after today’s Chemistry class, know why? They learned that Iron Man is actually a Fe(Iron) – Male(Man). God no! Chemistry is really twisted.

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There’s a man from the big blue planet and he seems famished… Neptunium

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What will happen if Iron Man and Silver Surfer decided to come together? They will be allies as well as alloys.

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Where do you put your dirty dishes, folks? In the zinc, we suppose.

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What do you do with a dead scientist? You barium. That’s if you can’t helium or curium.

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A wrestler holding down an opponent may have a NEON him

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Two chemists walk into a bar, the first says I will have some H2O and the second one says I will have some H2O too and the second one dies! Hahaha (get it… H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and you can’t drink it or you will die)

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what happened to the chemist in the cave -Berkelium (bear kill him)

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