Periodic Table Puns

Do you think Sodium is some cool dude? Na!

Mother: “Why would you not learn the periodic table?” Kid: “cause it’s so boron, ma!”

Scientist One: Can you see it? Scientist Two: Can’t believe it really existed! Ah! Element of Surprise.

What do you do to a crinkled shirt? Fe (Iron)

There’s one good guy in the periodic table, know who? Samarium

What would you say if you saw Nobelium and Silicon after a long time? Long time No(Nobelium) Si(Silicon)

Emma finally decided to dump her boyfriend, because…She couldn’t barium (bear him).

How did Oxygen and Potassium’s date go? O(Oxygen)K(Potassium).

Boy: Hey girl, you made of Copper and Tellurium? Girl: What? Boy: ‘Cause you are Cu(Copper)Te(Tellurium).

We tell y’all folks, no matter how smart you are, you must never swank off, especially when the other party has no iota of interest in your turf.