What’s black and white, got four legs and a trunk? Two pandas on holiday
What’s black and white and stands in the corner? A naughty panda
What’s black and white and goes up and down? A panda stuck in a lift
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast? A panda on roller- skates
What’s black and white and bounces? A rubber panda
What goes black-and-white, black-and-white and downwards? A panda rolling down a hill
What’s black and white with red spots? A panda with the measles