Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model? She had really big bamboobs.
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat? This is un- BEAR-able
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock? A panda that’s fallen in cement.
What’s black and white and goes round and round? A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight? They all got Bambooboos
What goes white black white black white black red? A panda that falls from a cliff.
How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb? The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.
I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..” I asked a Panda if he was my friend. He said “Just Bearly”.
What’s black, white and very noisy? A panda with a set of drums
What’s black and white and yellow? A cowardly panda