I asked my wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day & she said for me to drive 7 hours east with the kids & then turn around & come back. 127
Pee Wee: What did the digital clock say to its mother? Westy: What? Pee Wee: “Look, Ma! No hands!” 146
Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! 129
Jack: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? Bill: What? Jack: It’s time to go to sweep! 121