This week I’m taping a show full of pregnant moms & surprising them w/ big gifts for Mother’s Day. I hope it doesn’t turn into Labor Day. 238
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” 226
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ 269
I don’t think I’ll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother’s Day – a doctor for a son-in-law. 234
I called my mother up when they announced the Nobel Prize. She said, “That’s nice — and when are you coming to see me next?” 259