Surprised at the number of doctors who were murdered in 2004? Not at all, we’ve been expecting the surgeon homicides!

122

The cancer specialist never gets to sleep, because he’s an on-col-ogist.

115

Gastroenterologists always lose at scrabble because they get stuck with all the bowels.

77

When do some doctors talk about the weather? Whenever they meet a urologist.

87

Which doctors are the best interior decorators? Room-atologists!

84

What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist? A hematologist pricks your finger.

108

This year’s flu is going viral.

121

Why was the broom having a bad day? He didn’t get enough sweep.

99

My mate swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner, they took him to hospital and he is picking up nicely.

108

The feather dancer was rushed to the hospital. Her boa constricted her.

122