Which drug has puzzling side effects? Ritalin
The war hero went to an animal hospital; he insisted on seeing a veteranarian.
Did you hear that Coca-cola has finally hired a staff fizzician?
Did you hear about the red-nosed doctor who prescribed beer for every alement?
Why did the Spanish Inquisition punish unbelievers by forcing them to drink coffee? Because caffeine is a die-heretic!
Anal fissures? Let’s hope the ER has a crack team!
Which doctors don’t drive Beemers? The Audi-ologists!
Hospitals approve of which musical sandwiches? Organ donairs.
Which comedian will donate his bones to science? Red Skelton.
Is Valium still effective at high altitudes?